RAaaaawr...

So I made Kale crisps tonight. I'm actually kind of good at making them. But tonight they were not good at being made. The Kale was old and gross tasting when it was raw, and it took FOREVER to become crispy. Finally done!

Except it still tastes gross...

Some of the more crispy/burnt pieces weren't so bad, but the rest I couldn't even swallow.

I think I might have left it for too long before I cooked it. It might have gone bad.

Now I have a horrible taste in my mouth that water and Starbursts seem to make worse. On top of that, I can't get my bag of Reese's open to wash the taste out.

This kind of sucks...

but wait

I HAVE OPENED THE MAGICAL BAG THAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE BETTER!

And it exploded.