- Never trust fat guys
- Harems are everywhere
- Never trust ugly people
- Facial hair=evil (except for dads)
- Accents=evil
- Always have an animal sidekick/servant
- There will always be bras for people to fall into
- All men wear boxers with hearts/polka dots
- A hood is enough cover to hide an identity
- The Bro Code applies to monkeys
- Don't trust people with bad teeth
- No one really dies
- Innocence comes with long lashes
- Only humans and sidekicks have names, everything else has titles
- Hypnosis is broken by ADD
- Drag Queens=Perfectly acceptable
- FEMINISM!
- Mispronouncing someone's name is the biggest offense
- Always beg
- You can tell the protagonist by how much of their face consists of their eyes
- Song lyrics
- You can hug clouds
- Blame disasters of magical things that make people fall in love so no one gets in trouble
- Always go overboard on rescues
- Guilt is enough to get people to confess
- People always mistreat their friends before they realize what is wrong
- Impersonations are always funny
- You have to be crazy to be evil
- No such thing as frost bite
- Villains wish for "love" from the gorgeous chick
- Look at shiny objects for the answers
- PUNS!
- Slavery is bad
- Everybody has an ugly shirt
- Disney memorabilia
- SPARKLY
- Shameless self-advertising
This might be similar to JennaMarbles video, but this is just me listing somethings while watching Aladdin.
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